On this day, I was chilling with my guy, then I decided to have a drink. It had a little bit of alcohol, and it made me get tipsy, so I was all over him as per I was feeling like doing the do. This guy kept ignoring me, and before I knew it, a slap landed on my face without doing absolutely anything. I threw a key at his head, then the hitting started. I was tipsy, so I could not get balance to deal with him ‘cause me too sef dey strong. When he left the house, I went to the toilet, opened his skincare products, and used a bowl to take the water inside the toilet. I mean the toilet where we sit and p00p. I took the water and poured it into all of his skincare products from his black soap to his exfoliator to his cream, even his beard cream too, and I mixed it well, then I walked away from the relationship.
I never looked back ‘cause I made a vow to myself that the day any useless boy hits me, I’ll leave him. But about 2 weeks later, he messaged me and was like he misses me and he’s genuinely sorry. I know say na lie, baba just wan confirm whether I still dey stupid. But me sef played along ‘cause me I will still show this boy shege. He called on a video call, and I saw boils on his face. I’m so excited. Nobody hits me and goes scott-free. I was so happy seeing the damage. And yes, I did that. I loved this guy but for him to h!t me he doesn’t love me so why should love cover my own eyes? Never!
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