I am indeed livid and burning with fiery rage right this moment. The impertinence! Every astute comment, every comment perceived to be well-crafted and articulated, is automatically attributed to AI. Good heavens! What clownery! Be it known to those mediocre-minded human beings that mankind has indeed possessed great intellect and excellent penmanship long before the emergence of these artificial whatevers! If I may ask, who was it that invented these artificial machinations? How did AI come to be? Did it invent itself? Was it not HUMAAAAANNNNNNNNS that invented/created AI? I reiterated and laid emphatic stress on the HUMANNNNNSSSSSS in the likelihood that some have become too wrapped in foolhardiness to remember that AI was, in actuality, invented by humans. Can the creation ever surpass its creator? Why then, in the flipping hell, does every remarkable and well-constructed write-up automatically get tagged “AI”? I, for one, can attest to mine own erudition and intellect, having penned numerous manuscripts—though yet unpublished—since my earliest days of secondary school (JSS1 to be precise).
I was 8, and already intellectually consuming the classic works of astounding writers: Napoleon Hill, Charles Spurgeon, Smith Wigglesworth, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Robert Greene, to mention but a few! From being an avid reader of the great classics, it has positively influenced my intellect in the long run, for I have ever been most scrupulous and meticulous in my usage of tenses, diction, punctuation—everything! My dedication to language and writing has ALWAYS been evident in every of my work. So enlighten me—why then does everything that seems astute and well-put on the internet get slammed with the stamp of “Artificial Intelligence”? I don’t even blame the ignoramuses that delve into such myopic conclusions and uninformed assumptions, for there is only one explanation to that: THEY ARE DULL@RDS, and thus lack the intellectual capacity to grasp how possible it is for their fellow human to be so excellent in writing and mastery of the English language—words, tenses, punctuation (ohhhh my favorite hyphen! Everyone who uses a hyphen—or dash—is automatically deemed to be using AI!).
What ignorance! It is indeed hilarious. I recall seeing several of such accusations when I previously dropped a most genuine lamentation about my hip dips being a constant reminder of my utmost imperfections. With that write-up, I sought to convey my pain, my disdain, and every of my conflicting emotions striving within me to accept my physical build. And whilst I appreciated the wholesome comments that did a great deal in making me feel better (even going further to text few of those who dropped heartwarming comments to express my profound gratitude), some low-IQ, average-minded individuals were still in the comments tagging the write-up as AI. Without any intention to brag, Artificial Intelligence CANNOT even combine my ability to express myself so eloquently with my ability to, at the same time, EXPRESS MY EMOTIONS SOOOOOOO STRONGLY that everyone who reads it can literally almost FEEL what I am describing. AI write-ups are lifeless and robotic. Mine? Full of LIFE. Pen is mightier than sword. With my pen, I fight battles,
I change narratives—anonymously and otherwise—I encourage, I motivate, I express, I enlighten. I am literature, and literature is me. If then you are unable to fathom how possible it is for one person to possess such measure of eloquence, that is your burden to carry. I would suggest you embark on a journey of self-seeking. Find yourself. Find your intellect. Or worse still, continue to bask in the mud of your mediocrity.
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