I can only say thank God, lol. I invited the girl to my place from Warri. When she landed, she sounded loud. I mean, those people that shout when talking and they don’t even notice until you tell them. She arrived and all she said, and I quote, was, “I need swallow, gimme swallow.” I was like, “I don’t have that, I have spaghetti.” She said, “Bring it,” and after finishing it, she said she wanted more. I told her it was finished, and we closed that one. Next thing, she entered my kitchen and fried yam. After that, she made yam and beans. Note, she arrived at my place around 3 pm. The girl dey follow me talk like say she be cultist oo, aah. It got dark, I told her, ‘enter bed na’, no be small fight. I con dey shame for the girl. She was supposed to stay for two days, but the next morning, I gave her transport money to go home plus a bonus. I don put call for another girl, the mumu nor fit make me cum Warri girls are meant for Warri boys, that’s some toxic shit.
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