You see all these relationships, people… Wherever I see you all flaunting it, I’ll scatter it. I went to church, and after all the stress we see on social media, you guys never stop oppressing us. Today, in church, a couple sat right in front of me. The girl was touching her man’s beard, and they were giggling like babies. My sister tapped me and showed me what they were doing. My heart cried. Has it come to bringing your relationship to church?😭 I came up with a plan. If I don’t have a man, I’ll scatter the ones I see. I tapped the girl and said, “Your chair is about to break.
Sit properly.” They got worried and uncomfortable, and eventually called the usher to change their seats. The usher couldn’t find a double seat for them, so they had to sit separately. Am I not doing the Lord’s work? Everyone in my row was so happy, laughing and saying I was wicked. Yes, I’m a little wicked—single people deserve justice too!
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