So I did an experiment. I will only give three stories but I have done this 15 times so far. First guy, I picked him up from work and we were on our way home. Then I picked up my female friend. I asked him to move to the back so my friend could sit in front. Nothing I no hear for this life. I left him at that junction and drove off with my friend. So he felt insulted to change seats but it is ok for a man to tell his girlfriend to sit at the back for his male friend to sit in front. Elesin (shameless man), go jump bike. Man #2, we know each other from church. I offered to drop him off after Bible study. I also had to pick up my mom on the way. So when we got to my aunt’s place, I saw my mom opening the back seat door. So I asked brother in Christ to move to the back seat for my mom. Stammer, stammer, stammer. Even my mom dey disappoint. “No, don’t worry, it’s ok.” Mom, if you don’t sit your a$$ in the front, no pocket money for you. Anyhow sha, youth pastor used me to preach the following Sunday about women’s submission. Now no man from church is allowed in my car.
My mama don beg tire. Yinmu, no be church buy me car. Third one, I actually like the guy but all na wash. What gives you the audacity to want to drive someone else’s car? I go to pick you up, you want me to get out of the driver’s seat so you can drive the car. When it’s not jazz. Talking about, “You don’t know how to drive. They’ve hit your new car already.” Oloribu, is it your car? Is it your name on the car’s title? Is it your name on the insurance? Werey wey be say him go dey give me warning when we were still actively dating. I just dey look the werey then. With him yeye Camry. If my car like, make im get dent, na character building. Women in male dominated fields. It is sweet. As my money dey increase, just know say na payback time for all you men. I don write your name, pictures and alleged crime on top PowerPoint. One by one, my revenge go occur. And if I still give you toto despite perceived insult, you go still lick am and ask, “Did you c¥m?” Calvary greetings.
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