Dear Humans (Adam’s gender especially), please try not to introduce a vibe you can’t keep. So, I’ve been single since August 2023 and decided to stay that way because I wasn’t ready for another drama. Mr. A came at me in June 2024, and we started vibing. I let him know that I had just left a 2-year relationship that I invested so much in, and I wasn’t ready for anything temporary. He said he had just left a relationship too and wasn’t here for jokes.
Hmmm, that’s how I finally decided to open up and try this relationship thing again. Fast forward to August, Baba started giving me attitude and ignoring me. I asked him what the issue was, but he never gave a reasonable response. Finally, he stopped talking to me or responding to my messages. One day, I sent him a voice note on Instagram, telling him how wrong and unfair it is to allow someone to open up to you, only for you to switch on them.
Baba said he just realized he wasn’t ready for a relationship! Guy, you led me on from June to August, and in September, you realized you were no longer ready for a relationship? (Lol.) Well, I said no problem and picked up the remaining pieces of my heart. Fast forward to some weeks ago, I was attending to a patient (I’m a cute, short, and assy doctor), and I got a brilliant idea from her. I decided to act on it.
I opened a Badoo and olosho app account using his details and pictures, stating he’s available for hookups, does both genders, is affordable, and travels nationwide. I also dropped his contact (lmao). Well, he has been uploading WhatsApp messages he’s getting from strangers and calls asking when he’ll be available (lol), swearing at whoever did that to him. Hehehehe, don’t hate me. This is the only thing I could think of as revenge! Don’t play with people’s emotions, please.
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