Omoh 😂, women! Well, I wanted to rant here last month about how to break up with my girlfriend of 3 years because I’m going through financial struggles. Mind you, my financial struggles haven’t even lasted 3 months, and I have never in my life asked my girlfriend for money for food— my life has never been that bad. But you know how we men feel when we haven’t met our annual goals— damn 💔. I tried my best for her during this struggling phase, and she can’t deny that.
As I was saying, I initiated a breakup with her last month, but she calmed me down and told me, “We got this.” It was so heartwarming that I told myself I got a good girl. This month is her sign-out, and I didn’t have much, so I drove all the way to her school through Oyo to Ogbomosho Road. You guys know how deadly and bad Ogbomosho Road is. Omoh, I nearly killed myself! I’ve only been driving for a year.
I overtook a trailer and met another one in front of me. I had nowhere to go but in front of the stubborn trailer, which nearly crushed me to death. People were shouting! I had to park somewhere and rest for 10 minutes because I had already lost my head. I didn’t tell anyone about this incident 🥹. Well, I got to my girl’s place, and while driving late at night, I jokingly said, “Let me check your call logs.” She gave it to me, but I noticed how fast she was breathing.
Then I asked her to help me check her Snapchat. She denied me access to it. For the phone I contributed at least 70% to buy! Well, she cheated on me 2 years ago, but I forgave her with the condition that “chatting with a guy is cheating” and “no more hiding your phone.” Now she says she’s texting a guy because she’s only after his money. Fine, let me check it 😂. Like, I was trying my best 😔 when I could,
and I’ve never taken a penny from you like some guys who would use a loan to spoil their babes. Mind you, in bed, this girl sometimes begs me. Well, I dropped her off and left immediately. Anyways, what if I had died while driving? 🤒 Would that be how my life ends? 😂 This girl showed no sign of remorse. I’m sure her friends hate me because she probably painted me as toxic. Fuck! This lady is so wise. The way she plays her friends, which I’ve corrected her about, shows she’ll do the same to me in front of them. 😂
I’m losing it already with some unsaid issues. Lord, I just want to get through this struggle phase, not to oppress anyone but to meet my own plans this year. It’s been years since I asked a lady out, and I don’t even know how to talk to girls anymore. Guys, I’ll keep you updated, because I won’t lie, konji wan kee me 😂. Let me focus on my laptop and fried chicken and get out of this m£ss first 😔. Women! I hail you oo 😂.
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