Omo, that bidet in the bathroom is the best DJ toy ever! Forget about the Rose, my girlies. I first discovered it when I was dating my ex two years ago. We stayed at a hotel, and I noticed he didn’t even last two minutes anymore. I found out he was seeing someone else on the side. One night, he was in and out in no time, and I suggested that I come on top, but he said he was tired. I was really frustrated because we don’t see each other often, and I was still in the mood. When he rushed out after getting a call, I went to the bathroom to clean up. I used the bidet, and I felt this tingling sensation. At first, I thought it was just a joke, but I tried it again, and wow, my eyes rolled back! My body reacted immediately. I ended up “DJ-ing” from evening until night—I lost track of time.
My ex eventually came back and knocked, but I pretended to be annoyed that he left me alone and acted like I was mad so he wouldn’t touch me. I was already more than satisfied! The next morning, he quickly dressed up and left again, and I resumed my “work” with the bidet. I kept up this routine every day until we checked out of the hotel. I thought about it again today because I’ve been single since last year. Instead of adding to my body count, I’m planning to install one in my bathroom. For my girlies interested in doing the same, don’t go for the cheaper ones, especially the plastic ones. Get the original—it’s soft and demure to handle. Damn, my lickyyyyy lickyyyyyyyy!
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