How I Net a Weirdo on Instagram

What my eyes have seen as a single woman, ehn! As a beautiful, single woman, I have met people that sometimes make me ask myself, “Does this man have any brains at all?” But that’s not why I’m here, though. I met Mr. X on Instagram, and our conversation wasn’t frequent, so I never took him seriously. Until recently, I noticed him calling me “my love” on IG too often and saying he can’t wait to visit me in my state, sending lots of kisses.

This is someone I’ve hardly talked to in-depth before. I had to ask him if we were dating because I can’t remember being asked out. Only for him to say he knows I love him and he loves me too. (Uhh, what does he mean by “I love him”? It was so funny and weird.) I told him I had no idea about this “relationship” and suggested we start from the talking stage, letting him know I wasn’t in love with him.

Then I gave him my number (I’m still regretting that decision). To cut the story short, this nincompoop has been asking for my n#des lately. In his words, I should “send me my babies (boobs) so I can feel alright.” This idiot must think I’m as foolish as he is. I can’t even send my n#des to someone I’m dating, let alone a man I met on IG whom I haven’t even met in person. Well, it seems I’m going to be single for a while because I can’t bear all this nonsense.

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